Curse

[M]agna_[C]arta · Jan 02, 2008, 03:12 AM // 03:12

Introduction:
-Hi, This thread is about you being your own superhero.
Right down your Powers and what you like to call yourself^^.
You can go from a Ninja Wizard to Eye-Lasering Teddy Bear^^.

Jumping Is Uselss · Jan 02, 2008, 03:22 AM // 03:22

My power would be to fix GW and make it fun again.

[M]agna_[C]arta · Jan 02, 2008, 04:39 AM // 04:39

Wow^^!
Anyone else?

RedStar · Jan 02, 2008, 04:53 AM // 04:53

I'd be Gwen and use Spontaneous Combustion on everyone, even glint, grenth and dwayna

chowmein69 · Jan 02, 2008, 05:02 AM // 05:02

ban evryone

Mortal Amongst Mere Gods · Jan 02, 2008, 05:24 AM // 05:24

I'd be Gayl the Gray. My powers would be to rant at fan-forums, tell people how Anet is about to screw over their GW experience, and rise the bar of being borderline useless in regards to helping other people.
j/k

I'd be Ungodly Mortal, with the power to sit on my fat ass and play videogames, watch TV, and play more videogames. Oh, and did I mention playing videogames?

God of the blade · Jan 02, 2008, 08:25 AM // 08:25

i would be a vicious warlock in a dark/evil tower overlooking a peasant village with en suite warlock pit. With an ample spire with lightning conductors connected to an ominous laboratory. Ideally it needs to be built out of something more solid than sand. with my dark powers i would raise and army of minions and take over america (not holland, thats too small) and i would execute certain people and with them gone, il be an evil dictator

[M]agna_[C]arta · Jan 02, 2008, 11:12 AM // 11:12

I would possess Great Luck enabling enemies cry for losing bets and gambles XD.
Fear the unavoidable Rock-Paper-Scissors XD!

arcanemacabre · Jan 02, 2008, 11:36 AM // 11:36

I would have the ability to make anything I can imagine to become reality at my full discretion.

quickmonty · Jan 02, 2008, 12:39 PM // 12:39

Super Mod!

...... with the ability to insta-perma ban any noob who asks "How do I make money in the game?"

[M]agna_[C]arta · Jan 02, 2008, 01:21 PM // 13:21

Okay 2nd Part, I want you guys using your powers defeating Abaddon with it XD.
Or the Dragon Guy in GW2 XD!

Tatile · Jan 02, 2008, 01:22 PM // 13:22

I'd be Photoshop Girl, with the power to use the GIMP correctly *le sigh*

That or the Till'inator, with the power to get my till to work properly, whilst telling customers they're wasting their money and time, which could be better spent saving money and buying that Prada bag you've always wanted. Yes, I do know where you can get a cheap Prada bag in brand-new condition that isn't fake or stolen. Plus I'd all of this without being fired.

[M]agna_[C]arta · Jan 02, 2008, 01:34 PM // 13:34

Abaddon strike me with all his might, him missing all of his attacks like a bafoon, While I do nothing at all, tanning myself under the shade.
He doesn't know that I am doing a special fighting technique the legendary "Self-Destruction Technique", or "evade enemy attacks until he gets cramps, break bone, dislocate joints or rip muscles^^".
When he battered himself to death, I raise my hand, shouting "I have defeated Abaddon" XD!

fenix · Jan 02, 2008, 03:01 PM // 15:01

I would be:

God. He's a made up being, like Santa and the Easter Bunny, but apparently has all kinds of superpowers.

That's who I would be. The whole 'not existing' thing would be a downside, but I'd be able to do anything I guess.

RhanoctJocosa · Jan 02, 2008, 03:04 PM // 15:04

I'd be pedo bear

Etta · Jan 02, 2008, 04:05 PM // 16:05

“With No Power Comes No Responsibility”

I'll be a clerk.

Jumping Is Uselss · Jan 02, 2008, 04:14 PM // 16:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenix

I would be:

God. He's a made up being, like Santa and the Easter Bunny, but apparently has all kinds of superpowers.

That's who I would be. The whole 'not existing' thing would be a downside, but I'd be able to do anything I guess.

God is an Alien, he is currently orbiting the Earth and laughing his ass off at everyone in the world on how he made everyone believe in him.

back on topic: Abaddon targets me, I pause the game. Then delete his file from GW. No more abaddon, threat defeated, epic win for the good side!

Tatile · Jan 02, 2008, 04:36 PM // 16:36

I'd make Abaddon work in a *huge international clothing chain of your choice* sweatshop.

Feel the full brunt of capitalism and failed communism. Whoots.

Darkhell153 · Jan 02, 2008, 05:54 PM // 17:54

Tatile copied my avatar

On topic:
My power would be to create international anger and chaos with the great power of the handfork of truth!!!!

Tatile · Jan 02, 2008, 06:10 PM // 18:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkhell153

Tatile copied my avatar

On topic:
My power would be to create international anger and chaos with the great power of the handfork of truth!!!!

Off topic: LIES

On topic: With my superpowers of Photoshopping, I'd photoshop Abaddon into Mordor...